Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A:... - Unijokes.com More jokes about: dentist, friendship, management, stupid, work. This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that he used the "F-word" over the weekend. The priest says, "Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language."